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Friday, July 23, 2010
Shame on you, Singaporeans!
Not all Singaporeans BUT huge ass majority of Singaporeans out there ought to be ashame of yourself!
I think that JJ Lin did a very good job in singing the cheer for Singapore. Well, might be lame (I think mine was even worse) but at least he tried.
I think it is admirable to be so proud of your country. People who gives me bullshit like, "love is in the heart. No need to show" or "your no need to spell out your love" can go and die because, PEOPLE ULTIMATELY WANTS TO HEAR. You don't say and assume people know, then people also assume you know then like that everyone can sew their mouth already.
Am so freaking "chao ah lian" here because Ah Lians are loyal to people and they are the one who are most proud of Singapore!
Image a scenario when one ANG MOH come Singapore and saw this hot chick strutting around (Ah Lians are normally hot hot hot!) THE AH LIAN CONFIRM, PLUS GUARANTEE CHOP KICK HIS BUTT. Because they only like Ah Bengs only. Wahahaha!
Was asked to do a cheer for Singapore and the phone call came in mid afternoon. Had just finished my school and was taking my afternoon nap. Immediately, I took up the challenge! I am very good at cheering in Secondary school one ok! The opposite teams had to have their ears stuff with cotton for I have a really shriek-y, high pitched voice that chickens being slaughtered would be proud of. =D
ALWAYS WIN BEST CHEER LEADING GROUP ONE OK!
Anyway, back to the point. Why must ask me to do a cheer leh. I forgot all my secondary stuff already. FML. So, I just took a pen and squeezed my non-existing brain juices out to think of a couple of cheers. Drip drip drip and in 1 minute, all settled!
Wa! Shiok already. Can go back to sleep... But no! The newpaper decided to do a video and asked me down.. I nearly cry from the lack of sleep I was having.... But what to do? Must humor all you bo liao people what.
If you see the video, please don't laugh. I just wake up and am very tired... =(
The JJ Lin's version.
Oh ya, having vent my frustrations for today. Singaporeans you all very jia lat. Especially those who hide behind the computer and say things. Like my haters. All cowards. If you dare, speak up.
Plus, if you are as smart as us or as witty as us or as strong as us, then you come and compare. If not, in the meanwhile, take a chair and sit your freaking butt down. I think JJ Lin is great. He did the first step to show how much he loved Singapore. Netizens should support your own country.
If you are really so stupid, I will give you several ways to support your own nation.
1) Bet on them. Illegal or not, I don't know - it's your problem (I'm not encouraging betting here). Bet on them even though you know they will lose. This shows your support.
2) Hang Singapore flag and run around with Singapore flags. Need/need not add fanfare.
3)Give way to Youth Olympic Vehicles (Singapore ones hor!) and block the other nations... No wait.. The radio says to be good hosts. So, give way to all. (Maybe pretend pretend to throw banana skin on the foreign buses and make them late for their competition. Hehe).
4) Buy MIS (Made In Singapore) products. No other nations.
5) Hire Singaporeans! CONVICTS OR NOT!
6) Buy Merlions/Orchids to give fellow human beings as door gifts/Christmas gifts and encourage them to come Singapore and spend their money so that we'll be a richer country with all the economy flow.
7) Tell how much you love Singapore when you are overseas. Don't stop comparing.
8) This will be done by me - to get Singapore on national stage in the beauty light.
Others go and think yourself. I bet you can come up with creative ways to support Singapore.
P/S: This are all rubbish. Please do not take me seriously.
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you're oughta stay