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Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Baby, baby, come back to mommy
My baby girl, Baby, had been really naughty in her boarding school.
The latest news update from her trainer, Claire, is that she is really a smart ass dog.
She is now perfectly okay IN THE DAY, listening to the 5 basic commands (heel, sit, down, come and hand) - of which 2 is trained by MOI!!! -SMIRKS-
However, IN THE NIGHT, she'll turn into another personality altogether. For some reason, she would know that everyone is asleep and she would remove (Yes - remove) the wiring barb from her pee plate and tear all the newspaper, shredding it into pieces. God knows how she did that but I have to admit that was pretty neat! So smart, my dog.
So now, they are training her behavior in the night so it is going to take a maximum of 5 days. They are that good. They are training her for free until they correct all her bad habits. Minimum of staying for 2 weeks, plus more if they are not trained properly. =) Do call her if you think that your best friend is not obedient enough. They had did a really good job in training my pup - the worst dog in the world.
Now that they are correcting her night personality, I could not help but laugh to myself at the thought of Baby doing things like her Mom.
Imagine a scenario like this:
Baby : Hmmmm.. Day time. Got hot hot sun. Trainer is around. Best behavior. Woof woof!
Trainer : Good dog.
Baby : Now time to wag my tail to her compliments.
Trainer leaves the place when night time comes.
Baby : Saw the moon. Dark sky. Eyes can see better now. Must be night time. -Sneakily removes the barb with paws and teeth- PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Tears excitedly-
Trainer walks back upon hearing the shedding.
Baby : Jia lat liao! TIO SUMMON!
WAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA. Baby is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you're oughta stay