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So sick and tired of all the needless beating
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Really don't understand
Why would a human, out of everything to do, spend money and give themselves pain?
Perfect examples are like:
1) Getting yourself DEAD DRUNK and waking up with a splitting HEADACHE and HANGOVER.
2) Get drugs and INJECT themselves.
3) INJECT themselves so much and end up with ROTTING BODY.
4) Save so hard, buy a luxury car like Ferrari or Lamborghini, speed in SINGAPORE and CRASH.
5) Buy commercial sex, save on condoms and getting STDs.
6) Pay money to see Doctor for a mix of constipation and diarrhea (or Irritable Bowel syndrome) and got a finger shove up your ass!
Elaboration on Point 1)
I don't have anything to people who drink. Just why the excessive drinking when you can't hold the liquor well? My family's women are blessed with good drinking skills so I GUESS it's okay that we drink slightly more. My family consists of 5 people and 4 are women. =P My Dad can drink too just that he would turn really red. And I have to be the lucky one to inherit that genes. In fact, 99% of me is the exact duplication of my Dad. So, if you hate me and my stinky attitude, you can blame it on him. Chip off the old block, they say. But being red is not that bad. Gives me a natural flush! Save on blusher money. Just take two shots of Whiskey before heading out. -Beams-
Have you ever seen a hot babe, in short dress, body hugging tube being carried out from a club? In the club, you will be thinking, "God! I just want to sex her tonight! And I am going to get her." Then while smoking outside, you see her swearing in all languages you never knew exist. And she tumbles all over the place as she walk, in her killer stilettos. Na bey. All mood for sex totally gone. (-.-") I do look at women too. The only difference in me and a typical man is that, I notice her clothes, he notices her figure. I notice her heels, he notices her long / short / plump / slender legs. I notice her dress designs, he notices where the split ends. I notice her posture, he notices her boobs spilling / bra strap / undies color. That is the only differences I can think so far. Damn, of course I am not going to tell you that I'll imagine her on bed and how dirty she can go! Oops, did I just mention that? Sorry. Not for kids.
Okay. That was a sexist stand. Men would probably think, "Wah! I no need to spend money (on buying alcohol) and she automatically drunk already. Think it is time I offered her a ride home!". Then proceeds to driving the half dead piece of vomiting shit into a hotel. ADMIT THAT IS WHAT YOU DIRTY OLD / YOUNG MEN ARE THINKING!
Elaboration on Point 4)
Why would some people save and scrimp on their entire life's money and BUY A LUXURY CAR IN SINGAPORE WHERE YOU CANNOT SPEED, NO PLACE TO RACE AND NOT COMFORTABLE TO SIT?!?! Even worse, buy an expensive car, speed AND CRASH! Stupid or stupid? You decide. My -flithy- rich guy friend whom I lost contact with once told me this fact. All the second hand luxury cars you see is probably less than 6 months old. Because they are meant for speed thus their chair is low (Not for people like me with long legs), seats are to absorb impact (read: very hard and not a lot of cushion), suspender is forgot what and the whole car is to be lower to the ground (for stabilization. I learnt equilibrium in Physics and I think it is the same theory) hence, it is uncomfortable for most people. Buyers lose interest after a short while which is why the hand over rate is very high.
Elaboration on Point 5)
Next, why risk it when you can prevent it? Why regret only when you are diagnosed with it?
Elaboration on Point 6)
Don't laugh at this okay. My own experience. I have very, very, HIGHLY irritable bowel and it would either go on strike (constipation) for days or come out to play (diarrhea) for days. For a note: If you suffer from constipation, your colon might have been overloaded with so much waste that it would produce lubrication (read: mucus) to help you slide to out your anus. You may get some really hard shit with sticky mucus. That is normal. What is abnormal is that you constipate for one week and you get diarrhea for 2 days and then you get constipated again. Though it is not really essential for you to see a Doctor (because all he can do is give you senokot or other high fiber products to create bulk and help you shit, or give you loperamide (same effect but not the same active ingredient, lomotil) to curb the intestinal flow and slow down the waste going through and so more water will be absorbed in the intestine and solid waste would be the end product), but I needed the Medical Certificate. So I went to visit the doctor with my sister. The clinical assistant nearly burst out laughing when the Doctor asked for permission to insert his finger up my ass. I stare at him and nearly shouted in my shriek-y voice, "THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M ALLOWING ANYTHING UP THAT HOLE!". Fucking embarrassing. That was my first and last time there. At least I didn't allow him to stuck his finger up my virgin ass. My ass is meant for pooping and it shall stay that way.
Elaborate on Point 2 & 3) - Bet you think I forgot!
This would be too sensitive. Cannot write or I'll land my skinny but perky ass in trouble and we won't want that to happen, right? As much as "freedom of speech" allows me, there are loads of things I cannot say.
If I cannot say, then I move on to a game everyone will know. Instead of going, "Do you remember?", I shall go, "Do you know?".
Do you know that Alcohol was actually created by the Egyptians, to be used for worshiping of gods? Then it moved on to China for the same purpose. It was first discovered tens of thousands of years ago (HURRAY! Long life the alcohol! We drinkers are long in the history AND important too!) The use of Alcohol is also noted in the war times when there is no antiseptic nor pain killers. Grab an injured soldier, POUR ALCOHOL in wound (cannot imagine if it is pain or pleasure) and drown him in Brandy to get him dizzy. OPERATE and AMPUTATE! (-.-") Smarrrrrt. Next time anyone needs to be operated, find me. =)
Do you know that Methamphetamine (M-amphetamine in layman's term and Ice in street name-you never listen in Police talks if you do not know this) is synthesized ephedrine and condensed into crystal-like form by the Japanese? It is used in World War 2 to enhance soldiers' resistance to fatigue and create alertness. This is a very great help especially when they cycled down from Japan, across China, down to Thailand and then to Malaysia, finally reaching Singapore. Their route down, the conquered many states (6 major one in China alone) and the chemical proved it's power. Hitler used it intravenously (via injection through the veins) for his depression and allergy (some say Parkinson's Disease too but all sources gave a different version so it might not be true). It is suppose to be used for various illnesses like ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder), depression, obesity, drug addictions - at that time was heroin, and etc (including fever!). Anyway, pseudoephedrine (used for block and runny nose, allergies and itch) is one of the ingredients. EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! I've just learnt that some people use it as a suppository and insert it into the anal or vaginal hole. FUCK! HOW GROSS IS THAT?!?!?! Suddenly I lost all interest in this topic. NA BEY! VERY DISGUSTING LA! WA LAN EH! LAO NIANG EATING MAGGIE MEE WHILE READING THIS. And my maggie happens to be "mee goreng" and it is brownish and EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Sometimes, they say, the more you know, the faster you'll die. Knowing too much may be dangerous. FUCKING AGREE! I FUCKING KNOW TOO MUCH AND IT IS KILLING MY APPETITE! Stupid me for reading up.
Not going to do this anymore. There are more fun facts but not today. One is enough to kill me. Fucking hell! BUT I am not a quitter. Shall move on.... *Grit my teeth and tighten my fist*
NEXT! Marijuana. Originally to be used for menstrual cramps, labor pains and headaches. Already found when Marco Polo (if you don't know him, go learn about famous travelers / explorers like Christopher Columbus and Vasco Da Garma) was traveling the world. Retrieved from dried flowers and leaves of hemp plants. It was used to recruit assassins by intoxicating them so that they are addicted and manipulating them. Different part of Cannabis (raw ingredient for marijuana) produce different "grades" of marijuana. Best is buds and flowering top of the female plants (info: plants can either reproduce sexually or asexually). If plants were separated and not allowed to be pollinated, the female plants give out a strong resin. The resinous buds are the strongest when dried into marijuana.Stems and leaves are the weakest. Some extract the oil instead. By boiling the dried parts (wherever it may be) in oil, gasoline, kerosene, the active chemical is taken out and dissolves into the oil. The oil is then used to drip onto cigarettes. One to two drop is equivalent to smoking the whole dose of marijuana.
Heroin (by now I believe you can tell that I totally lost interest due to the monotone typing of words). Obtained from poppies (and poppies have very beautiful flowers and suppose to bring the best honey and pollen grains). First found in Opium. Then Opium were "disqualified" from scene after scientists successfully extracted heroin. Later on, morphine (end product of heroin when converted in the brain) was created.
Cocaine, extracted from Coca leaves. Spanish used it for workers working in gold mines to enhance fatigue resistance and boost endurance. It is the purest form and highly addictive.
Estacy, a stimulant created for suppressing appetite. Then never write how it became something that will be able to shake head. This one I also very curious. But couldn't get any information off the web search.
I have PURPOSELY left out all the active ingredients. So as not to encourage people to try. The purpose of this post is not to turn out this way. As usual, I got so engrossed in different points as I write and went out of topic. If this were to be a composition, I would have failed. Don't know why but I always write out of topic. Each time I hit some interesting stuff, then I would write about it. I once had a topic "Love Of My Life - Baby" and I ended up writing about "A Trip In The Cemetery". Don't ask. I also want to know, "How the fuck can you connect those together?!?!"
See? I went out of point again. The above point should be about purpose of post and I went on to my composition. (-.-")
The rest I could not find their history, the main use, chemicals produced so on.... Want to know? Go google yourself. And I try not to use Wikipedia as you guys may not understand. Too many technical terms. I always think about my readers first okay?!?! Not saying you all are dumb or what. Imagine I tell you something like, "Cognitive science is the interdisciplinary scientific study of how information concerning faculties such as perception, language, reasoning, and emotion, is represented and transformed in a (human or other animal) nervous system or machine (e.g., computer). "
You understand meh? Lao Niang only know half-half. But when put in a sentence like this, of course I can GUESS the whole meaning. But a guess being a guess, I may be wrong. =) Get my point?
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