Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading
So sick and tired of all the needless beating
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Saturday, November 20, 2010
Man, spells trouble. A group of men, spells nothing but sex, lust and STDs.
"Hi, I had sex with so and so. I am well-endowed, god damn! Seen a nine incher? Unload my gun, darling." This is what's written in one of the forums. Am not going to mention any of the forums here, so if you are a very desperate guy, go find yourself. After flipping through a few pages (and by a few I mean less than 2 pages, do the Math), I find it so freaking demeaning and crude.
"Suck on my dick, dirty slut." Fuck you, suck your own. And to think there are people entertaining stuffs like that. Even worse, one Fucker, went to video his act with his girlfriend and SELLS IT ONLINE. What the hell! In spite, eh, boy? Spiteful because she ditched you because of your non-existing yo yo dick? Aww... Sad to be you, poor thing. Like you deserves to be fucking sympathize with. People like you should rot in hell. Even better, to pour acid onto your naked body. Watch the liquid eat you up.Just as it gets too deep, pour water and alkali to neutralize and dilute it. Save your life. Give you 3rd degree burn from scalp to toe. Nope, you can't die as yet. The best part is yet to come. Takes a scrub. Dab salt. Rub!!! Wash with lemon juice. Acidity sweetness scent~ Mmmmmm.. Take a rod. Stuck up your butt hole and watch it come out from your mouth. Oops! It came out through the left eye socket. Wrong exit. Retracts a bit. Shove it up again. Oopsy daisy~ Wrong again. Now your muscles are pulsating alongside with your heart beat. It gets faster. Oh! And you can't scream. Voicebox (also known as Larynx) is already broken when attempting to push the rod in. Five million and one attempts later, it came out through your mouth! BINGO~ Think it's over? No. Pour kerosene/petroleum down the rod. Lighted cigarette butts have proven themselves no use to igniting petrol (so don't believe what you see on television about people throwing cigarette butts and setting the trail of leaked petrol, leading to the car, on fire - NOT TRUE. Only naked flames, like lighter or matches, can do it) so use a FLAME BLOWER. This is in case the lighters, matches and whatever source of flame doesn't work/oxygen level in the air not enough to support burning. Now, then you're ready. Both clean (sterilized using heat and chemical) internally and externally! ISN'T IT GOOD TO BE CLEAN FOR ONCE?
And idiots who think I am bad in my English, eat your words. I provide salt and pepper on request. In both Polytechnic and MDIS, I got A1 for Communications Skills. Darling~ It's about being smart. And I am smart. Not you. Now go back and look at that bloody results of yours. Ashamed? You should be. I may be jittery and tongue tied when meeting new people but those who knows me can always assure that my tongue is as sharp as my brain is. Sometimes it tends to be a little faster and that's when I would get my ass into hot soup but that's besides the point. Point is, you are the dead loser.
I always believed in that certificates are just useless piece of paper. Tell me, how many of you uses what you've learnt in school! Even for Nursing, I'd say that it is very little. Other than helping you understand Doctor's report, it doesn't help much. Would you explain to something your patient with words like, "Posterior Tibial Tendon Rupture and therefore causing the deformation in planta". Don't think that I am saying nonsense. It is a true medical condition. *Clears throat* Instead of using terminology, we converse in layman's term as this could relay our objectives better! It is,"a condition which causes foot deformation", short and sweet. Which leads me back into my point, certificates are only useful for bonfires and camping. Many people made their mark without a paper. I think and I strive to be one of them.
I can study, just that I choose not to. I ease through school. Exams are peanuts. I just hate projects because I don't like to meet up after/before school just to do some stupid crap when I can finish it within an hour at home ALONE. Fuck teamwork. I deal alone.
So, that's that! Hope you eat my shit. Cry about your misery life! Don't get me wrong. I am not scolding people who thinks that qualifications is the way. I am scolding that forum fucker, cunt-despo-jerk. I understand that only with a good certificate, only then you would be accepted into a company/organization thus giving a chance to perform. I know. I just want to go test the system, go against the rule, challenge the flow and diss people's ass off. =D Because that is what I do, and what I do best.
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you're oughta stay