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Monday, March 7, 2011
An ICE that would make you sCREAM
You guys know that I am so cooped up in my own world that I had already forgotten how malls or shopping centers look like.
Today, Date brought a a pair of newlyweds, Mr Bulldozer and Miss Crane, who tried to *persuade/bribe/cajoled* and me to step out of my room.
Cut the long story short, Date and I ended up in Jurong Point. Son-of-a-bitch! The place had changed so much! I couldn't even recognize it anymore. It became freaking huge with those additional wings and extensions.
So we shopped and we shopped and we bought and we bought. Eat and eat, walk and walk. Hand in hand, with slender fingers intertwining, we skimmed through the alien building, covering every single surface and patronizing every shop which appeals to ME.
When I got tired, poor Date has had to find a joint where I can rest my tired thighs. We looked at each other, with the exact same thought in our heads, nodded in approval and scurried towards the little shop when we saw "ICE BAR".
Ice Bar is not really a shop that would make a person want to take a second glance. In fact, it doesn't even stir curiosity. I just like it's name. ICE BAR. The color of it's exterior blended with the rest and the font's color was not in contrast with it's background. I would have missed it if it wasn't for its showcase of delights. Nothing fanciful but when it comes to the scoring factor, it got a perfect ten.
Super nice! Plus, the waitresses there were so nice and friendly, you just want to go up there and give them a kiss. Well, if its Christmas and a mistletoe was present, I would have planted one sloppy smooch on each of them already!
Must try is the DURIAN FLAVOR. It is so super durain-y and nice. Grass is always greener on the other side - even though my cookies and cream was great, Date's durian ice-cream seems so much nicer, resulting in me stealing scoops and scoops of his ice cream. Their ice-cream is unique. My limited vocabulary couldn't illustrate their ice cream. It's not like those traditional creamy balls of color-coated-flavored milk. On the other hand, it is made up of layers of flakes, piling up into a small hill. Because of the compiled pieces, the ice-cream incorporates a fluffy texture. It is as light as snowflake (I know because I tried to catch snowflakes on my tongue during the Hokkaido trip) and melts when in contact with the warmth of your tongue.
It is located at the outside of the shopping mall, where the old bus interchange used to be. A DIE-DIE-MUST-TRY for all food-nastics like me. I am still having craving spasms 4 hours after we left the place. Watering mouth and salivating glands. (-.-")
And this leads me to the next topic:
How to lose weight so fast?
Speed-era, we are in. However, I am not referring to the "speed" in drugs. I am pin-pointing to the haste. Start starving yourself. Crash diet. Down those Chinese tea (mainly PU-ER tea) with laxatives. You'll feel the following, so please read the below DISCLAIMER before proceeding or imitating my actions.
Day 1: Ignore food temptations. Diarrhea until cannot walk. Sleep.
Day 2: Food still look tempting. Dismiss thought. Make myself vomit at the sight of it.
Day 3: Craving for sugary and sweet munchies are gone. Starting to feel immune to temptations at the sight of delicious food.
Day 4: Downed 2 litres of Chinese Tea before brushing my teeth and going toilet (must be done right after you wake up). Start to detest food because food reminds me of sourish vomit.
Day 5: Stomach stopped responding to hunger pangs. No longer experience gastric pains or stomach growls.
Day 6 and onwards: FOOD = DISGUSTING!
Go ahead and put yourself through the mental and physical challenge. It makes your weight fluctuate more than the graphs in the stock markets. You gain weight like crazy but shed them just as quickly.
On a side note, are you aware how detrimental "weight fluctuation" could be? Do your own research.
My choice of diet may do one more harm than good. But I am well-learned in subjects like nutrients and physiology. That is knowledge which I put to good use, ensuring my body gets the maximum amount of vitamins, controlling the input of certain nutrients as they would only add onto unwanted pounds and by-products.
Make sure that you are exchange your life for beauty before starting out on it. Some can take it, some can't. Models are known to die. And it's a risk that you are putting yourself into. Think before you act.
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you're oughta stay