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Tuesday, March 22, 2011
My English is definitely better!
Well, I never had the habits of reading forums of any sort. Never ever did, due to the known fact that guys (mainly) flock to places like those! And the topics guys would only touch on is probably just women (mainly boobs, looks, figure) and football.
If they were in the topic of women, they'll criticize everything about that flawless young babe - reason being; Their girlfriends/wives are not as pretty. Brag on about how models shouldn't cake so much makeup or photoshop and all. Okay, two ways to answer and I am feeling neutral today so I shall rebut in a sweet way.
Men: Breast must be fake. So full. Eyes so small. Mouth too big. Too much make up and colors don't do justice to their features. Yada, yada.... (By now, I have already auto-pilot myself).
Me: Without enhancing our looks, WOULD YOU GUYS EVEN NOTICE US? Without working hard for perfect bods, WOULD YOU NOT FIND US A BORE AND BED HOTTER WORKING GIRLS? Too skinny, you all complain pain (hip-and-hip pounding). Too fat, you all say don't know which bump is the breast. Put make up (and attract other mens' attention or second glance), you say we flirt. You prefer natural. Be natural, you a shock which resulted in close shave with heart attack.
Notice how girls who doll themselves up always get the man and free drinks? Sure, you are not attracted. So, explain the bulge underneath that zippers, boy.
Whatever guys say, when you love a girl, the girl will ALWAYS have you controlled and spun around her pinkie.
So go ahead and rant, when coming to things that really matters, we girls are always the winner.
And, I was bored and took my medications so that I could sleep. While waiting for the drug to take it's effect, I looked at Yahoo! News and it lead to Stomp!
I'm a huge Xiaxue reader so obviously, did read about the "mishap" of being dropped as one of the Star Bloggers. Looking at Stomp!, I find very little difference (in contents and the language, sentence structures, tenses and vocabularies) in there and in SGforums, Hardware Zone and Sammyboy.
As all those members are MOSTLY male species, I drew my own conclusion and the above explains it all.
One thing that I like about Stomp! is that there is an "English" segment, for members to check their language.
Funny thing was; Half the questions raised regarding spellings, tenses and sentence structures, could be found in my blog posts.
Mind you, for the 1 trillionth time I am repeating, MY WRITTEN ENGLISH IS PERFECT! IT'S THE BLOODY ARTICULATION AND PRONUNCIATION WHICH I AM BAD AT! Getting nervous and tongue-tying easily is definitely not a plus!
So, ask things like, "Assuming, Presuming" or "Rebut, Refute" or "Delineation, Elucidate" or "Typify, Vivify". Smart questions. Not dumb ones extracted from my blog like, "Penguin or Penquin. Realize or Realise. Color or Colour. Favor or favour. Both are correct - it's just the words' origin: From either United States of America or Great Britian."
My English here is all-American. Not that I want to act "Caucasian" but my computer is under "English (USA) format". I tried changing it and my whole computer crashed so I vowed never to meddle with things beyond my knowledge and skills (technologies are a huge no-no). Being stuck since Primary, I had always used American English even in school. Fuck, I just realized that Cambridge University is in United Kingdom (hope they didn't penalize me).
Another point is that I am a bloody neat freak. Not in the housework or my room's chore but when it comes to computer documents, like invoices and order/purchasing lists, quotations and receipts and blog's posts, Facebook's messages and the lists is like forever. Therefore, I hate having red streaks underlying my words/documents/posts/messages. Read underlined streaks, convey a hidden message. This is my (all-nuts-bots-and-screws loose) brain's way of deciphering; *Capitalized and bold letters in font 100* YOUR ENGLISH IS WRONG. SPELLING IS WRONG, TENSES AREN'T PERFECT! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!!!!!! LOOOOOSSSSSEEEERRR.
I know, I am screwed. Fortunately, I never had green streaks. Love you guys, "YES, MY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS FLAWLESS." Give yourself a pat and pecks on your back and both cheeks respectively for announcing the right answer.
I love you guys for sweet gestures like this. You know how people would labelled me "thick skinned bitch" if I were to say it myself. Thank you for doing that. You are definitely more than welcome to praise me. Oh! Just a little favor to ask from you though, please raise your hands up before saying anything. It show good mannerisms and also ensuring that I am aware it's you who sung the praises. Tee hee hee~
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you're oughta stay