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Saturday, April 16, 2011
The Beauty of Mathematics - Formulas
It just sort of hits me to do something corny. Corny doesn't seem to fit in the descriptions but darn that, it's the content that's interestingly funny.
Success = 20% Luck + 80% Hard Work
Luck = 80% Opportunity + 20% Preparation
Opportunity = 50% Readiness + 50% Hard Work
And that pretty much sums up all into the theory for "Success". It is, really, just hard work.
Time = Money
Woman = Time X Money
-> Therefore; Woman = Money X Money
Money = Root of evil
Money X Money = Root Evil
-> Therefore; Money = Evil
Conclusion: Woman = Evil
Alright, the second one was adapted from the net. Not much of anything new but seriously funny.
For some real news, YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT.
I am going to make another hit video - BUT it is really funny.
This gives an extra "oomph" to the adrenaline rush to the fans of Manchester City and Manchester United soccer teams. The kick-off starts at 12.15am (GMT +8:00 Singapore). The New Paper would be hosting the F.A Cup Semi Finals at the New Paper Sports Bar at ST. James Power Station. So, LOOSEN YOUR CLOTHES for it would be one hot, hot match!
To watch the teaser clip, click the links below! Ho, HO, HO.
In sequence, that's the trailers from Day 1 to Day 3. Pretty successful, how the shootings went. *Clears throat uncontrollably*
Although admittedly, I laughed at myself when I watched them. It's so natural when filming but such a hilarious sight when reviewed.
Hurry, hurry, step right up!
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you're oughta stay