Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading
So sick and tired of all the needless beating
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"Never let anything known for anyone to stab you in."
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Thursday, November 17, 2011
Have You Ever?
Have you ever...
I WAS thinking to myself today, a lot of random thoughts and suddenly, I had this urge to play SPIN-THE-(IMAGINARY)-BOTTLE! Except that, sadly, I am playing alone with mirrors all around. AND A CANDLE IN THE MIDDLE. Come to think of it, it was super creepy - if anyone were to see me doing that.... Hunched over a candle, with me talking to myself and answering myself. Damn. I think I am one of those crazy freaks you see on television. Like "Art of Curse" or something like that.
Maybe I do know how to do voo-doo and have a flare for it! Perhaps, I could look further into that expertise! WHAHAHAHA.
Okay, I am bonking off the rooftop again.
Back to spinning the bottle, I had to answer myself, random questions from "True or Dare" to "Have you ever" to "I spy with my little eye". I LOOK AND SOUND DAMN STUPID HERE, I KNOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
I think I am getting old and it's scary! The older you get, the more mature YOU BECOME AND LIKE IT'S NOT ENOUGH, THE MORE INSECURE YOU GET!
I am.... really a fuck head now, aren't I.
Just joking! Why would I become one? I am just too in love with myself and today something really sweet happened. Which is why I am blogging - IN THE FIRST PLACE (I always mark those mood swings - either happiness or anger or sadness because the rest of my life is nothing but BORING!).
But funny, how EVERY DATE that have ME turns out to be always a memorable one. Not fun, not exactly the best but always the one you would remember (I quoted this from my "Have you ever"). Good or bad, it doesn't matter - not now, at least. BECAUSE, A DATE WITH ME WOULD EITHER TURN YOUR BELLY UPSIDE-DOWN or EARN ME A SLAP IN THE FACE.
I am THAT much of an extremist! Always hanging at the both ends of the pole. *TSK TSK - YOUNG LADY!*
I AM MAKING MYSELF LAUGH! MY LIFE IS COULD BE DESCRIBED WITH, "TOTALLY SOAP-OPERA-DRAMA-MAMA" LIFESTYLE!
Trust me - not only clumsy, accident-prone AND two left feet - but a clown with a huge red nose and enormous shiny boots (like Ronald Macdonalds - bet the younger generations never heard of him). YES! AND I WAS TELLING MY FRIEND HOW I MISSED THOSE OLD-SCHOOL FUNFAIRS WITH COTTON CANDIES AND POPCORNS AND FUN FAIR RIDES WITH SHOOTING GUNS/HOOK THE FISH!
KIDS NOWADAYS ONLY KNOW COMPUTER, WII-FII, PLAYSTATION (OUT-DATED ME, DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MOST "IN" BOX), OR THE TAMAGOCHII AND..... -EMPTY MIND WITH FLIES FLYING ABOUT- WHATEVER ELECTRONICAL DEVICES.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THOSE OLD FASHIONED NECKING, THE DRIVE-THROUGH CINEMAS AND HOLDING HANDS WHILE HOOKING THOSE *STUPIDLY, INSANELY SMALL* FISHES?
Die..... Though I am 21, I feel like I am worse than an old granny of age 65. HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!?!?!??!?!?
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you're oughta stay