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Saturday, May 4, 2013
T-ara Cosplay Bar & Cafe / Kara Music Bar
Now, as you guys know, I am working at T-ara Cosplay Bar & Cafe / Kara Music Bar for a month now.
So far into the month, I realized that my contacts starting with T-ara, had already been more than 50.... Yes, it's that easy to get my number. Half the time we, waitresses, only keep them for fun. It's not like we would text them or get harassed. Other than one particular incident, all the other customers were nice enough to respect our space, privacy and time.
T-ara Cosplay Bar & Cafe / Kara Music Bar is located at 63 Boat Quay Road, facing the river side of Boat Quay. If you guys were to come, please understand that our models-cum-waitresses are not allowed to drink customers' drinks. We can only ask patrons to buy a lady's drink for us, each at $36 dollars, to be paid on the spot. It wouldn't be with the total bill. So please don't make things difficult for us. Some nights, we don't score any drinks. And that is shitty...
I know one or two people who are readers of my blog, going down to the pub to find me anonymously and I really appreciate the support. But why never get lady's drinks for me?!?!
I know la. All forgot Ris Low when you see other hotter girls around. Never mind. Sucks to be 23 years old.
Working in a pub, I became more tactful (I am always very good with words, either writing or complementing) and careful.
Yesterday, Friday's crowd was amazingly nice! EVERY SINGLE TABLE HAVE A CUTIE PIE. And I asked a question, when the karaoke system was on silent, to Mr Cutie at table number 36. I merely looked at him, tapped his shoulders and asked in my "normally" loud voice (you have to be loud to win the music or to get heard effectively) if he loves me. The whole pub went quiet and my manager was like, "Wee-you-weet! Ris, that is so straight-forward!!" He was dumbfounded and his friend replied, "Yes, I love you". My immediate reply was, "Oh! Is it? I love Kway Teow and Bee Hoon!". Fucking embarrassing for the guy when the whole pub went laughing.
Not a bad one huh. Think I am getting good with my Personal Relationship Skills. Very smooth talker now.
Try me..... And my incredibly huge large eyes.... (Damn you for thinking about the size of my eyes before and after wearing contact lenses and false eyelashes). I think I took every girls' breath away.
By the way, I am single / attached *delete whichever makes you happier*. I am keeping all my relationship stuffs underwrap. Reason is that I think it's super hard trying to tell the press or friends that I ended a relationship. I hate those questions which requires you a whole day to explain all the details leading to the end of the relationship. Am just too lazy to talk so much and repeat myself to every single one person I meet.
Just say that in the bar, my boyfriends are the waitresses with me. I always ogle at their incredible small waist when they change, NOT IN A PERVERTIC WAY, but more of that in a must-target-to-slim-to-that-size look. All have fucking small waists! I am not only the oldest there, I am also the fattest.
People can come up to me and say that I look double the size from video clip of Razor Tv. I never bluff you when I say that the guy scored my number that night. =) I credit people who are fucking honest and not afraid to hurt one's feelings.
Win already lor. Now I have became the most lesbian-y girl (._.") Mom, Dad, I know I am not filial. Your daughter have been ogling at the wrong sex.
EH, I don't deny checking out guys and picking them up. I never deny that fact okay.... Just that girls have more things to compete over. I don't have any angles (facial) that makes me look like a guy... Neither do I have a penis to compare the size. The only thing that attracts and gets my attention is the whole package of a male human species.
IT Guy is still not replying me regarding the sperm donation thing. Fuck la. If only he knows how fucking serious I am.
I am confused by IT Guy. He told me he is in Information Technology Department for a bank. But he majors in Accountings.... And in order to do IT, which I presume (as he is the Head of Department) he must be dealing with Internet Securities and etc. Things that a bank needs.. Like tracing IPP Address and making sure that no hackers are into the bank's confidential stuffs.. I mean, how can IT help in banking? The most basic thing that I could guess is Internet Securities. Anyone here to explain to me why a bank needs IT?? Don't mention those ATM machines... Other than that? He works in an office.... And he is not lying because he knows how to make my dead laptop into a working one. (Message by him: I'm late because I stayed awake doing something for someone the whole night.) He repaired my laptop for me. (Message by him: It's been long since I've done such stuff. Now my man does it for me.) And he sweetly did it for me, without complaining. (Message by him: I can be pretty mean because I have to wait for someone for an hour because she was late.) He wanted to pass the laptop for me for school. And I was on the bus and he patiently waited for me.
I think company sent him for computer engineering course or something? By his age, how did he manage to know so much? A certified accountant and computer engineering, to dealing with securities..
Maybe it's on-the-job training...
Anyway, a gemini is so flirty... But all the customers there are really nice. No complains! I may get hitched there.
Like Ricky Martin in the song, "She Bangs", quote goes like, "Tell me your sign. You're switching sides like a Gemini". He calls it, "switching sides", I call it, "easily adapt or mingle". We aren't pretentious. We mix and blend into any crowd easily.
WISH ME PLENTY OF LUCK IN FINDING A HUSBAND. I AM NOT YOUNG ANYMORE. I'M PLANNING TO GET MY RING FINGER SOMETHING TO WEAR BY THE AGE OF 25. FUCKING CLOCK IS TICKING AWAY SO FAST!!!
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you're oughta stay